So, Minah kidnapped Dave's doll and I have been aiding her in sending images of the 'hostage' over the last few weeks. We then forgot all about it until he started to ask about it - the doll has some sentimental value to him so we decided to auction it off on Ebay :-)
So, if you want to help us to make him pay to get it back - bid away on the following auction:
Place bid here
Text reads:
"This doll was kidnapped from my co-worker Dave, over 2 months ago. He has been blindfolded, held captive, held over the loo, and finally shipped off to Iraqi prison. He's back and I've got him. As a cherished member of Dave's bulletin board, I'm sure he would gladly pay dearly for his safe return. He's in good health and is still able to pee freely. He goes to the highest bidder. Cheers!"
In case you wondred what Daves bullitin board looks like:
Make Dave pay!!!
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