Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Lesson: Always drive a truck...

Why?

so when the stoned dude runs into the back of you - his car looks like it ran into the back of a truck and your truck looks like - well - a truck really - not a mark on it...

Always encourage people to hit the tow hitch - if the really insist on hitting you - punch a neat hole through their bumper, crease up their bonnet and number plate...

No need for the cops dude - not a mark on mine - drive safe...

"thanks man... that's a good bumper there..."

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